Nettet3. jan. 2024 · I always tell new hires: “ Don’t think of me as your boss. Think of me as a friend that can fire you. “. My boss arrived at work with a brand new Ferrari. Me: “wow, … Nettet27. okt. 2010 · The more you plan the luckier you get. The most valuable and least used WORD in a project manager’s vocabulary is “NO”. A user will tell you anything you ask …
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Nettet7. apr. 2024 · There are four essential project manager qualifications that you need to succeed: 1. Essential Skills. Project management skills are an obvious must and include being able to manage four core things that are critical to the success of a project: Business skills are often another requirement. NettetMar 2024 - Present3 years 1 month. Singapore. Anchors the project management role for the deployment of Microsoft 365 related services across the Whole-of-Government. Key Project Manager for the deployment of collaboration suite MS-Teams, other M365 related services such as SharePoint Online, OneDrive, PowerBI across the Whole-of … the end of this year
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Nettet27. okt. 2013 · There’s a joke that’s made its way around the interwebs over the years that outlines what many consider to be the “real” phases of project management, and it goes like this: Enthusiasm. Disillusionment. Panic and hysteria. Search for the guilty. Punishment of the innocent. Praise and honor for the nonparticipants. Nettet17. sep. 2024 · Productivity Memes. 1. When it comes down to it, be honest with yourself: This is exactly what your work ethic looks like 10 minutes before work ends on a Friday night. 2. No list of productivity jokes or memes would be complete without at … NettetA former manager once joked about me being the “omnipresent assistant”, because I was always running around to get things done, all jokes aside, he was onto something there, a nickname that reflected my tireless dedication to getting things done and always exceeding expectations, at the very core, I enjoy being at the service of others and … the end of time poptropica book 4